 |
submitted by: BusterCherry
I was her first but I definitely wont be her last. This is Cammy, the whore that broke my fucking heart! |
|
 |
submitted by: SpitNChicklets
She figured she was special because I was her first. I figured she was special because she never gagged |
|
 |
submitted by: L33tster
The really sexy girl dates a nerd and thinks he doesn’t know it will end eventually. I guess she forgot nerds... |
|
 |
submitted by: Snowstorm
I helped Sara out when her car was stuck on the side of the road. Then the bitch goes and fucks my cousin! |
|
 |
submitted by: 9ersFan
Holy Shit this girl could suck it better than anyone but she could not shut the fuck up during football games. |
|
 |
submitted by: DeskJockey
I was having sex with this girl for more than two years and when I tell her I want to end it she goes and tells her... |
|
 |
submitted by: UpTheAss
I put this girl’s ass up there with any girl you can name. Smooth and sweet, jiggles when you smack it. Damn. |
|
 |
submitted by: Igraine
Her and her camera. I told her to! She always took 200 pics anywhere we went and now they are all coming back at her. |
|
 |
submitted by: 300Game
"I’ve been bowling my whole life and I have never found a girl looser than a 7-10 split like this one. |
|
 |
submitted by: Bronco
Sally was my highschool sweetheart. We were together for 8 years. I should have dumped her a long time ago. |
|
 |
submitted by: Dugout
before Hos. This chick will be all cool to you and your friend but all of a sudden she is in the middle of your shit. |
|
 |
submitted by: HerTutor
I wanted Brit for months and she says no. Then she needs a math tutor and I trade my help - for her mouth. HAH |
|
 |
submitted by: CamaroNick
Darla is a lil' chick who makes great eye contact when she is on your dick but beware she bites! |
|
 |
submitted by: Dipster
Her name is Chrissy and I’ve been looking for something like this for a while. The bitch has got it coming….” |
|
 |
submitted by: Guinness
Dark haired Irish girls are all I'm into but Kelly is one I wish I never met in the first place. |
|
 |
submitted by: AloneAgain
I feel bad posting this….. NOT! Borat is the fucking best! Watching that movie was almost as much fun as fucking her. |
|
 |
submitted by: Capt. Dan
What happens in Vegas stays in vegas until the bitch starts calling your house and leaving messages for your wife. |
|
 |
submitted by: Asshole Kenny
Lara was my friend Kenny's sister. He stabbed me in the back so now you get to see his sister suck me off. |
|
 |
submitted by: Beachcom
This was one of the coolest chicks I met the whole time I was working on boats. She had a busted outboard and I FIXED |
|
 |
submitted by: 2DrinkMin
She acts like she is a prude but get two drinks in Dawn and she'll even let you ass fuck her. |
|
 |
submitted by: Graduate
You ALWAYS thought you were so much smarter than me. Feeling smarter now Laura?! Oh yeah, I graduated! |
|
 |
submitted by: Crixpy
Lia has a nasty temper. I dumped her by phone to skip all the bullshit drama she gets off on. |
|
 |
submitted by: YankyCr
Silvia may be a paid whore but she is twice the woman you'll ever be Sophia and she SWALLOWS! |
|
 |
submitted by: StepOff
Brazilian girls like Wanda think they are all that but you know they aint just like I know it. |
|
 |
submitted by: Beamer
Rhonda spent last semester serving as our Frat Mattress. The girl will do anything for a cold beer |
|
 |
submitted by: Hurricane
If she said one more time how cute Vince Vaughn was she was gonna make me put my fucking hand through a wall |
|
 |
submitted by: Nascar3
If you get a ride on this girl you may want to kick the tires.Half the guys I know fucked her. |
|
 |
submitted by: MoneyMan
As long as the money rolls in Karen is a great gal, soon as you hit hard times she ditches you like it was nothing. |
|
 |
submitted by: SheCunt
She was a cunt the moment I met her. She never got any better. I kept hoping her personality would end up as sweet. |
|
 |
submitted by: YourMom
You guys can all fuck off. Im not putting Karina up on here for you to enjoy, Im doing it so she can suffer the way. |
|
